Lawyers brains are so expensive

John Smith, went to Africa, finds a cannibal restaurant. The specialty of the day is brains
fried doctor brains for $30,
sautéed architect brains for $35,
and roasted Lawyers brains for $2000.
John Smith got mad and asked the waiter why the Lawyers brains are so costly. The waiter snorts and said, "Do you know what a job it is to clean those suckers?"
hahahaha