The definition of stress (very funny)

WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.

You take her to hospital. When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and Congratulates u that
u're going to be a father!

You then says u are not the father but then the lady says u are!

NOW THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL!
You require a DNA test to prove u are not the father! Now the poo is really getting Hotter!
When the Doctor comes back with the results and say u cannot be the father as u are infertile!

You are relieved! On ur way back u then remember that u are married with 3 kids at home!
You are now extremely stressed!

And ask yourself WHO THE HELL IS THEIR FATHER .NOW THAT'S STRESS