Akpos Replies

TEACHER: Akpos, finish this sentence.. ‘Many are called but ………….?
AKPOS: But only few have credit to call back..

ALINCO: Akpos, i Just bought a new Samsung Galaxy Tablet.
AKPOS: Sorry Bro. Get well soon.

CASHIER: This is the 5th same movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please?
AKPOS: The Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it

TEACHER: All stupid people should stand up
AKPOS Stands Up
TEACHER: So Akpos you are stupid?
AKPOS: No Ma, I just can’t bear you standing alone.

MAMA: How was your paper?..
AKPOS: Good, but I didn’t know d past tense of “think”. I thought and thought, then finally wrote “Thunk”.